Remember the 'Saved by the Bell' when Zack Morris sold swimsuit photos of his underage female classmates? Zack Morris is trash.
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Just skimmed, but at 1:40, the girls looked like they were happy about their big break, NOT feeling like victims. Also, anyone not realize that the TV show is selling images of underage girls...but in real life. Giving the girls a cut of the money makes it okay or what exactly is the difference?
I keep mishearing the theme song as "Zack Morris' Trash" and then I just picture boxes of unused expired condoms alongside some of Screech's most beloved possessions inside of Zack's trash can as he's taking them out to the dump..
I mean guilt tripping Screech into taking them to the dump as part of a get rich quick scheme that involves a non-consensual threesome with Lisa and Kelly..... Also selling both of Screech's kidneys for the lulz.
It's not actual intelligence; Zack is a standard Canon Sue around whom every other character is designed so he never gets consequences and his friends still believe he's a great guy (despite him being scum).
Here is yet another reason why Zack Morris was trash back in the day is because of principal. In real life if Zak took pictures without the girls' permission and they were all under the age of 18 and the whole school knows about it that would put Mr. Belding on the spot. What kind of high school is Mr. Belding running? a high school where boys can just take pictures of their female classmates without them knowing until their classmates are drooling over them in the pictures of them in swimsuits. The parents would sued the school got millions of dollars, Screech and Zak would have been expelled from Bayside High and principal Belding would have fired from job never to be principal or have any job related to teaching again
@1:08 notice how excited that chick is leering at the calendar with the big grin on her face? Her vibe got a workout that night. You just get the feeling Jessie used her for “practice” before she eventually hitchhiked to Vegas in order to eat Gina Gershon’s brown rug before she pushed her down the stairs in order to get fucked in the pool by a pre-Bree Van Dekamp Orson from Desperate Housewives.
Meanwhile the other nine girls needed to make a twelve month calendar were exploited and shamed for being easily manipulated into free stolen swimsuit pics yet never got justice from ANY responsible faculty and were never seen or heard from again, because they probably fucking killed themselves. Zack Morris is trash.
The Terminator should have gone back in time and killed Zack Morris as a toddler! Think of all the people who we never saw again "because they probably $#%^ing killed themselves"--they'd still be alive and well! 😂
To be fair, this is the one episode where Zack may have inadvertently done the right thing. That photographer was certainly a child predator if he wanted to take Kelly to Paris for a FULL month, just the two of them.
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